Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Good Yarn Gone Bad - crotch feet


Warning.  
This item may be made from yarn, but it may not be appropriate for children.  
You have been warned... twice.

So I visited Etsy, did a search for "crochet boob" and these lovely genitalia slippers popped up.  I really don't know what to say about them.  I don't understand why anyone would make them, and... well, WHO would buy these?  And why was I searching Etsy for crocheted boobs??  Never you mind.

OK... I had a bachelorette party once.  Penis cake, penis ice cubes, flashing penis lapel pin... I get it.  Crotches are funny.  But a yarn penis and yarn vagina mounted onto crocheted slippers?  WHY?

To be fair, this particular seller also has boob slippers in her shop... and I thought those were kinda funny. Anyway... kudos to her for attempting to make them anatomically correct, and for not crocheting them inside out. *shrug*



9 comments:

  1. lmbo....brings a whole new meaning to 'playing footise'

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  2. yikes......why would anyone want these?

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  3. OMG! This is just too much! WOW! Thanks for the laugh :-)

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  4. I admit I am looking for the boob pillow pattern LOL. But WOW! I don't even know anyone who would wear these. And if you knew my friends you would think that was amazing LOL!

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  5. ummmm.....wow lol

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  6. Okay. That's kinda funny

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